Yoga Class Google Glass: A gmail chat for the ages with Kathryn

  • Me:
  • kathryn tonight I went to a yoga class
  • I haven't really done yoga since I was in college
  • I like, was feeling the burn
  • and it was just stretching
  • also I had a couple of moments where I was like "is queefing going to happen????"
  • Kathryn:
  • oh god
  • Me:
  • and the mom of one of my students was there
  • Kathryn:
  • yoga is for serious, and sometimes we forget
  • ha!
  • hahahahah oh god
  • Me:
  • she was like "DIDN'T YOU TEACH EMILY STOP MOTION"
  • Kathryn:
  • that is a worst nightmare, being in a yoga class with a parent
  • Me:
  • FOR REAL
  • Kathryn:
  • let that now enter on my list of thigns that i pray never ever happens
  • Me:
  • heheh
  • well, to be fair, I survived
  • I also feel that I received a disproportionate amount of redirection from the class instructor this evening
  • I ALSO borrowed one of the studio's mats
  • because I don't have one
  • and misunderstood where to borrow from
  • so I ended up using a person's private mat that was being stored behind a curtain
  • The instructor was like "Uh... for future reference...."
  • and then asked me to clean off the mat and put it back
  • I put my hands over my mouth when I realized what I had done
  • but TO BE FAIR
  • if you don't want a stranger to use your fucking yoga mat
  • take it home with you
  • Kathryn:
  • dude
  • I AGREE
  • with all of your statements
  • like
  • are we really at that point
  • where you are like
  • my life is great
  • i am privileged enough to take yoga classes every week
  • i live
  • in portland
  • but
  • but
  • BUT
  • it really burns my ass that i have to carry my mat to yoga class every week
  • i could borrow a common mat but
  • thats so
  • COMMON
  • Me:
  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  • Kathryn:
  • STORE MY MAT FOR ME
  • IN A PRIVATE MAT CUBBY
  • FOR SPECIAL MATS
  • *BEHIND*
  • *A CURTAIN*
  • Me:
  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Kathryn:
  • But don't label it bc then i would feel embarrassed
  • Me:
  • BAHAHAHAHHA
  • Kathryn:
  • when i take my private mat from my private special mat storage
  • I'M NOT A SNOB
  • UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
  • Me:
  • I am laughing so hard I can barely see
  • Kathryn:
  • JUST LET EVERYONE BE CONFUSED AND MAKE FAUX PAS
  • AND FEEL EMBARRASSED I HAVE NEEEEEEDS
  • sorry
  • its like
  • i cant roll my eyes enough
  • Me:
  • next time I'll wear a google glass
  • Kathryn:
  • or as often
  • as i would like
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: and you can watch for me
  • Kathryn:
  • god google glass in a yoga class
  • is SO PERFECT
  • and also the name of my next album
  • Me:
  • how easy it is to be embarrassed
  • YESSSSSSSS it even rhymes
  • Kathryn:
  • YEAH I KNOW RIGHT
  • god
  • so good
  • also - worst place to wear your google glass
  • ARE YOU FILMING MY DOWNWARD DOG
  • Me:
  • no
  • I'm filming the fart you're holding in
  • Kathryn:
  • no, im recording the sound
  • of the queef you just queefed
  • Me:
  • it's traveling the line from your spine
  • up the bowl of your pelvis
  • Kathryn:
  • NO IM FILMING FOR INSTANT YOGA REPLAY ALIGNMENT ITS A NEW APP GET OVER YOURSELF
  • so theres going to be one room
  • where you can do yoga without google glass
  • Me:
  • and into the cloud
  • Kathryn:
  • and another room/class where google glass is allowed
  • THIS
  • IS
  • APARTHEID
anthychrist

birchbone:

queensassyofthefatties:

Lewis’s law is an observation she made in 2012 that states “the comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.” Lewis has written frequently about misogynist hate directed at women online.[8]

Can we just repeat that a few more times, 

“The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.”

“The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.”

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